Official Joke Thread

[Gagamonster]

Please post your jokes in this thread. NOTE: Any posts that say nothing but "First post! Yes!" or "2nd post!" or anything that is just spamming the new thread, will be deleted. Thanks in advance for not doing this.

THE RULES

1. Absolutely no dirty jokes. No swearing. No fibble process stuff. Only squeaky clean jokes allowed.

2. No jokes that make fun of people ... based on their race, religion, nationality, gender, hair color, etc... And please: NO "Yo Mama" jokes. They always offend someone and always get reported.

3. If you're not sure if it's appropriate or not, then DON'T POST IT. Trust me, it's better to be safe than sorry.

4. No links, this means you cannot post a link to a picture or a website. This will prevent accidental linking to inappropriate sites.

5. Do not copy anything you've seen on the net or gotten in a e-mail and paste it here without reviewing it first. This means the lists of "funny" things you may find. Those lists are usually inappropriate and people do not already proof-read them before they post them. Also, please do not post really long lists or they'll be deleted.

6. Do not post one-word or sentence comments, or emoticons, in reply to jokes, UNLESS you are also posting a joke yourself. We don't want pages and pages of "LOL", "Nice One", "XD", etc.

[777777]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from people questioning chickens' motives.