Internet Gods

So, basically, this is a PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS story!

Annabeth woke up to rain. "OH, FLUFFLEWADS!" she exclaimed. She got out of bed, and walked to the computer. Cake For Everyone! chat was in one of the tabs. She was quick to open it and see two users: Grover0605 and iluvannabeth0818. Grover0605 was online, and iluvannabeth was idle. So she decided to chat with Grover, as annie45. Their conversation begins.

annie45: Who the heck is iluvannabeth?
Grover0605: Weirdo
annie45: Fighting? I thought only girls could do that.
Grover0605: No.
annie45: Then why are you calling him Prissy?
Grover0605: He's in a bad mood.
annie45: Why?
Grover0605: He's pregnant.
annie45: what the fibble
Grover0605: I LIEK MUDKIPZ.
annie45: Are you high, Grover?
Grover0605: Haven't you ppl ever heard of closing a fibbling door?
annie45: No.
Grover0605: It's better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poison rationality.
annie45: Spewing out wisdom is MY thing, preggo!
Grover0605: No, Luke is pregnant.
annie45: I thought PERCY was!
Grover0605: They both are.
annie45: o_O
Grover0605:
annie45: Why is his screen name iluvannabeth0818?
Grover0605: He lurves you. And August 18 is his b-day.
annie45: HE WHATS ME?
Grover0605: Bai.

Grover0605 has been disconnected

iluvannabeth0818 has joined the chat

annie45: Ohai
iluvannabeth0818: SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG, THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY!
annie45: What a pleasant greeting.
iluvannabeth0818: Wanna heck?
annie45: No thnx
iluvannabeth0818: I love Adam Lambert <3
annie45: Kris Allen is a million times moar pwnsome
iluvannabeth0818: Stop trying to be Boxxy!

iluvannabeth0818 has been disconnected

I hope you liked it! More soon.

Can you replace some of those words? I linked this to ACC and I have 4 points against my account...

New chapter!

That night, Percy dreamt of ponies and lollipops. Is Tyson rubbing off me? he asked himself.

After running through a meadow of daisies, a computer appeared in front of him. As he opened it, he woke up.

"WOOT!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, and jumped off the bed. Yelling Annabeth's name, he did a back handpspring and a cartwheel into the hallway, and down the stairs to his mom's laptop.

He opened up Firefox, and typed in the address of CFE. There, he scrolled down to the chat, and logged in. There were four users online: @RaTs, RachelElizabethDare, Grover0605, and annie45. Their conversation went a bit like this:

iluvannabeth0818 has joined the chat

annie45: Hai Sweetie Pie! Wanna do me?
RachelElizabethDare: What the fibble?
Grover0605: I'MA TELL YOU ONE TIME!
@RaTs: No inappropriate talk!
iluvannabeth0818: I just vomited
annie45: Nevermind, I don't wanna do you
iluvannabeth0818: Why not?
annie45: Grover said you're preggy.
iluvannabeth0818: No, I'm on my time of the month.
RachelElizabethDare: eww
Grover0605: I'M PREGNANT!
annie45: Good to know!
iluvannabrth0818: I'm weird.
annie45: Yes you are, luv muffin

RachelElizabethDare has been disconnected

Grover0605: YES! Rachel is gone now me and Percy can fibble up
annie45: NO, I WANNA FIBBLE WITH PERCY!
Grover0605: He's mine, fibble
annie45: We all know he's bi, but is he a weirdie?
iluvannabeth0818: That's a secret
annie45: <3 weirdies
@RaTs: I'm still here!
iluvannabeth0818: fibble!
iluvannabeth0818 has been banned from the chat
annie45: Don't blame him, he's on period!
@RaTs: I need to make a filter
Grover0605: No!
@RaTs: Why is your name Grover? That's a dog name, you know?
annie45: Grover's real name is Patty, but he doesn't like that name.
@RaTs: Oh
Grover0605: What the fibble?
annie45: I miss Percy already... *sigh*
@RaTs: So we're updating the site
annie45: I STILL WANNA DO PERCY!

annie45 has been disconnected

@RaTs: Well, it's just you and me
Grover0605: Did I mention Percy has a huge fibble?

That's it for now!

Erm, again.. X3

0_e Please edit, that was pretty disturbing. RaTs, you really SHOULD make a filter though...

Yeah.

I'm not looking for staff comments, I was wondering, did you like it?

Also, you might think this is ACC, but it's not. The staff aren't looking at this kind of stuff, and you can't report someone for their actions on another site.

T_T RaTs, we need to post some site rules.

I would respect it deeply if you didn't spam my threads, thank you. ;)

>_> Technacally, you're the spammer here.

Were not spamming, dont use those words please.

No, I'm posting my imagination. If you have comments for other staff members, I suggest you post them in the basket. ^_^

It's alright I guess

I'm locking this, due to all the spam on it. If you would like to read my new updates, please see the DL version.